Please Do Not Reanimate

This is not a comic. This is an assignment. My friends have failed me, so I present it to the broader world.

If you are a first year med student, and you put the following important safety notice above the scrap tissue bin in your anatomy class, and send me a photograph of the deed, I will be delighted and will reward you by mail with something nice. Potentially even alcoholic. (In the unlikely event lots of people do this, I only promise to send something to the first one.)